I have a few old text messages in my phone that I save, knowing that each time I stumble across them, they’ll make me smile, chuckle, or laugh out loud.

I promise never to tell you who sent them, though.

I find men that don’t carry on a single item, no laptop, no bag of any kind so … sexy. As if they had nothing better to do today but fly somewhere.

(And I reserve the right to edit for profanity.)