Comments on: Balance http://www.swiatocha-wyble.com/2008/03/17/balance/ … my opinion is worth more than 2¢ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:31:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Mike http://www.swiatocha-wyble.com/2008/03/17/balance/#comment-137 Mike Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:10:58 +0000 http://www.swiatocha-wyble.com/2008/03/17/balance/#comment-137 Didn't you hear? Person X's Tupperware party is not just the most important event of the year; it's the only important event of the year. Person X's Tupperware party should override all other social obligations, work, appointments, jury duty, funerals (even if it's your own, it's no excuse), family gatherings, and vacations. The only thing that rivals Person X's importance is the Sun. And even that is a stretch. I hate when people are so insecure in their relationship with me that, if I decline their invitation, our years' worth of friendship suddenly comes crumbling down, like a Jenga at their Survivor Finale Party I decided not to go to. That said, I'm giving a poetry reading in Los Angeles in June. Be there or you're dead to me. Didn’t you hear? Person X’s Tupperware party is not just the most important event of the year; it’s the only important event of the year. Person X’s Tupperware party should override all other social obligations, work, appointments, jury duty, funerals (even if it’s your own, it’s no excuse), family gatherings, and vacations. The only thing that rivals Person X’s importance is the Sun. And even that is a stretch.

I hate when people are so insecure in their relationship with me that, if I decline their invitation, our years’ worth of friendship suddenly comes crumbling down, like a Jenga at their Survivor Finale Party I decided not to go to.

That said, I’m giving a poetry reading in Los Angeles in June. Be there or you’re dead to me.

]]> By: smack http://www.swiatocha-wyble.com/2008/03/17/balance/#comment-116 smack Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:45:08 +0000 http://www.swiatocha-wyble.com/2008/03/17/balance/#comment-116 http://thesmackfactor.com/2008/03/25/865/ TAG TURDY! YOU'RE IT!! The Rules: 1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog. 2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird. 3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs. 4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog. http://thesmackfactor.com/2008/03/25/865/

TAG TURDY! YOU’RE IT!!

The Rules:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

]]> By: smack http://www.swiatocha-wyble.com/2008/03/17/balance/#comment-115 smack Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:02:00 +0000 http://www.swiatocha-wyble.com/2008/03/17/balance/#comment-115 Actually, the most important Factor is David. BWAHAHAHAhahahahalalaala. ha. Actually, the most important Factor is David. BWAHAHAHAhahahahalalaala. ha.

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