Quite possibly my favorite line on a tv show, ever … was uttered by Marc, Wilhelmina’s over-the-top assistant during last week’s episode of Ugly Betty.

I can identify with his concern:

I’m too pretty for prison. They’ll pass me around like the collection plate at a Catholic church.

Paul teases me sometimes because he says I’m too emotionally involved with the television shows I watch. But he’s just exaggerating … right?

Except for the fact that I get choked up watching old episodes of TLC’s What Not To Wear when the participants have emotional transformations as they get new wardrobes and hair styles.

That might be a bit over the top.